Showing posts with label Fortune Cookies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fortune Cookies. Show all posts

Friday, October 30, 2009

Fortune Cookie Follies

As if fortune cookies weren't ridiculous enough, I have managed to get some that just make you go "HUH?"

I have had friends tell me about getting blank fortunes and I think we all have gotten the vague and ambiguous fortunes but some are just not right. I had thought about posting this yesterday but couldn't remember the particular "fortune" word-for-word, so I waited. I waited because, even though they are... well, stupid... I collect them, so I knew I had the one I wanted to quote at home.

I searched through the stack at home and stuffed the little paper maxim in my wallet to write about today. I got to work and promptly forgot about the post. That is until lunch when my fortune cookie produced the same fortune I had searched for and stored in my wallet. So now I have it in stereo. So without further ado, here is my first installment of FORTUNE COOKIE FOLLIES:

Behind an able man, there are always.


That has been my fortune at least three times now.